Skiing Jargon

A recent conversation that I had with Leah. And this is literally word for word. And I quote:

Leah: I love to ski!!! (I hear this almost every day from her)
Tyler: I know of a rail you can grind....
Leah: Is it hard?
Tyler: Oh Yeah! And really long. There are also a few kinks to it.
Leah: Do you think I can handle it??
Tyler: Uh, I'm sure you'll eventually get off...
Leah: I hope its not too rough on me.
Tyler: Yeah, you might need some protection for the head tho.
Leah:  I'll be fine, I like getting a little worked.

I know what you all are thinking, and stop it. You are all perverted and immature. We are talking about skiing here. Thank you and goodnight.

P.S. Whoever called me a "fag"...I'm going to find you!!!